These go to Eleven

I am not metal.* I am an accountant. There are many pleats in my pants . . .

But that does not mean I can’t crank it up to 11 and furiously complete Financial Statement Disclosure Checklists!! Today I went out and bought “Leviathan” on my lunch break. It will come in handy this spring, when I get review notes as I’m shutting down my computer, and they need to be cleared by the next morning.

Look how metal I am . . . in my J. Crew sweater

*To further prove how un-metal I am, I was listening to Beyonce vs. Fleet Foxes “Single Foxes (Put a Wood on It)” all morning. I can’t believe this was a Hood Internet reject?? This song is tight!